I'm Insane

Hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm insane
I've got 2 eyes and got one brain
They both work, but not the same
Hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm insane

I went to the doctor the other day
He gave me some pills, but I should say
They did not work at all today
Hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm insane

I have a lot of bills to pay
I mailed the checks off yesterday
They did not get there; I'm to blame
I never paid them anyway

Hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm insane
I've got 2 eyes and got one brain
They both work, but not the same
Hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm insane

I cannot sleep at all again
I haven't since I don't know when
My eyes won't close, my brain's alive
I'd like to do some old hand jive

My eyes saw coffee and took a drink
It keeps me up too late I think
I go insane this time of night
And think of stupid songs to write

Hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm insane
I've got 2 eyes and got one brain
They both work, but not the same
Hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm insane