Vampire in a Blue Tuxedo

Massachusetts dial direct
Thoughts are sent by Internet
Provocative and with respect
Two cynics with a quill

This guy's the perfect intellect
Likes his words to be correct
Comma's cause him to reflect
He say's his name is Phil

Spinning funny dialogue
Beliefs spelled out in monologue
Many lists to catalogue
No subject is taboo

Has a cat that he calls Nancy
Picking pseudonyms for Glancy
Sometimes dresses pretty fancy
Tuxedo's baby blue

And rasping can ignite libido
Finish off a sworn-in credo
Vampire in a blue tuxedo
Tell me who you are
Vampire in a blue tuxedo
Tell me who you are

I'll call him a chameleon
He seems to be a fun one
Don't know if he likes onion
But chameleon's are green

He's got a crazy inclination
For the weird and the sensation
Bubble-gum experimentation
Now, this you've never seen

And rasping can ignite libido
Finish off a sworn-in credo
Vampire in a blue tuxedo
Tell me who you are
Vampire in a blue tuxedo
Tell me who you are

Send me words of your creation
Thoughts that need elaboration
Wild beast of titillation
Do you have a car

Basuto warriors tambourine
Requesting that we reconvene
Light up my computer screen
And tell me who you are

And rasping can ignite libido
Finish off a sworn-in credo
Vampire in a blue tuxedo
Tell me who you are
Vampire in a blue tuxedo
Tell me who you are